Move over Chelsea Handler and Perez Hilton, there is a new wise ass on the Internet who loves making fun of celebrities and guzzling vodka just as much as you do. Welcome to ChattyAwkward.com!
You might wonder where the name Chatty Awkward came from. Fellow Chatty blogger, @Misss_Peach came up with the bright idea that I should start tweeting using the name @chattyawkward, once the Twitter character limit started pissing me off, I decided to create this blog. The name fits really well with who I am as a person, and here is why:
- Chatty: When I was ten years old, my father always told me to “keep my mouth shut”. I never took direction very well*, so I drove my Huffy through life as a sarcastic wise ass with a big mouth.
- Awkward: Awkward happened at the age of thirteen and never left, so that’s all I have to say about that.
*Fact: I failed my first driving test because I used my right arm to show the hand signals. I failed my second test because the emergency brake didn’t work, but that is neither here nor there.
What’s This Blog All About, Anyway!?
@Misss_Peach and I will be blogging and vlogging about everything. There will also be guest writers who are equally sarcastic. You should expect to see a lot of rants and videos on topics like the latest in the tabloids to serious political issues like Anthony Weiner’s, weiner (That will never get old).
We like to have fun at other people’s expense but fear not, these people TRULY deserve it. We will always try our best to be politically correct but cannot guarantee we will be grammatically. We absolutely do not feel the following topics are anything to joke about:
If you’re that D-Bag who can’t understand why, try to remember the Youtube sensation “Charlie bit my finger“. Well just like that, it hurts.
I know what you’re thinking…
“…but what if the Pope were to quit the Vatican and join the band One Direction while becoming Taylor Swift’s man-friend and adopting Honey Boo Boo as a lovechild…Will you write about it?”. You bet your ass we will.
A topic like the above where it does involve The Pope, is harmless. However, I would strongly advise him to rethink his decisions. Taylor is a heartbreaker who probably has an STD and Honey Boo Boo farts…like a lot.
Feedback of any kind is appreciated, but if you say it sucks we don’t care, we LOVE it. Let us know what you think at firstname.lastname@example.org
p.s. We love overusing the hashtag, we even say it in verbal sentences when talking out loud.
p.p.s. We love tweeting and eating.