Winter is Coming, Yet It’s So Hot In Here!

Hacking into my parents HBO account has been the best thing since Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I have finally got into Game of Thrones, or what I like to call Medieval Nerd Porn. To be honest, I wasn’t too psyched about this show, I am not into Lord of The Rings, Avatar or any of that fantasy stuff. Once I started watching Game of Thrones and saw the caliber of sexy men with amazing accents, I was hooked. Let’s have a look at some of the men that stand out, shall we:

Ned Stark
Kind of handsome for an older man, I liked him but then he died and all hell broke loose. I’m sorry about your head, Ned.

Jon Snow
“You know nothing, Jon Snow”…oh shut it, Ygritte. That man knows everything… especially how to have frizz-less curls when its snowing and raining. His long black locks are ravishing, along with that Bear he calls a jacket. This man is no Bastard, he is a godsend… remember that Catelyn.

Robb Stark
King indeed. I really enjoyed his face but you know, when you don’t keep your promise… shit happens and so long, hot stuff. I will miss his pearly whites, accent, perfect facial hair and curly locks, oh those curls! I will be seeing you in my Dreams, Your Grace.

Jaime Lannister
Ok, the incest thing is beyond atrocious but he is pretty attractive. He is such a jackass though, but then you get to like him and REALLY wish he would stop screwing his sister… but no, that sick hobby keeps on going.

Loris Tyrell
Too bad he is a sword sucker because he is one fine man. A blonde with wavy locks and beautiful blue eyes. One man will be very lucky to be his someday.

Tyrion Lannister
I like him and find him to be strangely attractive. It could be the whole face scar thing or the fact that he is just a good guy throughout the story who shares the same love for wine I have.

Stannis Baratheon
The actor looks like an older version of my husband, therefore I like him. Period. However, that Priestess whore of light needs to relax with her fire staring and shadows that come out of her hoo-hoo.

The not so great men

Joffrey Baratheon
What a creep, huh? This kid is what it would look like if Satan took a dump. I hate him. Die Joffrey, die! In due time I presume.

Theon Greyjoy
I love the fact that this a-hole has no manhood anymore, it makes me so happy. Not to mention he went to third base with his sister…what is up with the incest!

The Hound
Ok, didn’t like him but then again he is nice to the baddest ass in the whole story, Arya and now…I like him! Hooray.

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