Sometimes when I speak, it seems like I have more to say but I don’t; like my sentence is incomplete. When this happens, my husband will say “That’s your story?” and upon my confirmation, he will sarcastically say “good talk.”
After thoughtful consideration, I have come to realize I start conversations in my head and finish them out loud. How inconsiderate is that to the person I am talking to? No wonder I get frustrated when people don’t understand what I am saying…I am the only one who knows the back story! I also mumble which isn’t good for anyone involved.
Here are some prime examples of random things I would say out of blue and more importantly out loud…
“Italy is really nice in the summer…so I hear”
“I figured out that thing from yesterday…”
“Pepperoni is a mystery to me…”
“I think i’m gonna have some rice…”
“This is a true story……(truueeee storayy)….. of seven strangers, picked to live in a house”
And my personal favorite…
“Can pregnant woman go swimming? I mean, would their babies need to hold their breath? What I am trying to say is, would water rush into the womb like the lower level of the Titanic?”
Every single response from those who have listened to my comments have been “That was random!” Therefore, I do declare and I truly do, that Thursday is now “Random Thoughts Thursday”… fuck TBT its RTT time bitchesss.