We received a comment the other day from someone who was an angry Elf. The person started out by saying they rarely comment on anything but “just had to comment” on our blog saying something along the lines that we suck as a blogger and should quit our jobs. Haters gonna hate, am I right?
They also made the point to give us ten lengthy pointers on what a blog should be and blah blah all while stating that they are trying not to offend us and have a Merry Christmas.
I hate to say that this person wasted their Saturday night giving us pointers on how to write a blog. You see, we don’t want your pointers, we didn’t ask for pointers, pointers are actually the opposite of what this blog is about. To assume that this is our full-time job couldn’t be far from the truth. To assume that writing this blog IS a job is also a false statement.
This blog IS meant to be stupid, fun, sassy, goofy, real, opinionated, immature, random, interesting, weird, inappropriately awesome.
This blog IS NOT grammatically correct, smart, profitable, caring, PG-13, updated often and it is certainly not for anyone but us.
You see, this blog does not reflect who we are as people but where our minds go when we want to escape from working 40 plus hours a week, raising a family, juggling bills and worrying about when the next terrorist attack will happen. This blog doesn’t care about rules because it isn’t a job.
This blog IS a coloring book, and we choose to color outside the lines. If you like it, congratulations you are a weirdo, like us.
If you don’t, there is a lovely ‘x’ on the top right corner of your browser, click it at any time and save yourself the time in writing a novel of a comment, because you think your feedback and criticism needs to be heard and matters to us…sorry lady, it just doesn’t.