Pet Peeve : Theater Talkers

I saw Catching Fire last night. Shit was cray. However, you never can capture all the details of a 400 page book in two hours. I need to come to terms with this whenever they make a movie out of a book. #ineedtopipethefuckdown

ok. #deepbreath

Dear Movie Goers,

If you’re going to a movie that is apart of a series, make the fuck sure you see the prior FILM or at the very least read Imdb and become familiar with the damn characters. That way you don’t need to ask Betty a question every two minutes. “What in gods green earth is happening? What’s a reaping? Oh no, she didn’t! Is that an arrow?”

Seriously though, it’s not enjoyable to hear your voices when i’m trying to stare at Liam Hemsworth while trying to not drool. This can’t be fun for you, the fact that you understand absolutely nothing that is going on. You are clueless I get it. However, just sit their eat your popcorn and fill the gaps in yourself. Use your imagination, make up a  back story. Maybe Katniss is the actual game maker and she is orchestrating everything. I don’t fricken know but, here is a wild idea watch the first damn movie before you spend $9.75 to sit in a room with a bunch of people watching a flick.

P.S –  to the person who forgot to turn the phone off. Go kick rocks.


Humans on a Train

The other day I found myself on the commuter rail people watching (as I normally do). I realized there are many train stereotypes that I must reveal to the public. I feel this is a topic a lot of my fellow city folk can relate to.

Deaf by Earbud
The human who decides they need to listen to their music at max volume. “Hey man, I can feel the vibrations from your headphones….oh, and Vanessa Carlton, 1,000 Miles is a favorite of mine too.” If I wanted to listen to music with you I WOULD, BUT I DON’T, hence why I keep glaring at you with a mighty rage. Continue reading

Milking the Dairy

June 22  – Facebump

Thought of the Day – Why do people feel the need to post weekly photos updates of their baby bumps?

@chattyawkward’s reaction to the royal baby “The royal baby will be pooping gold!!”

After Thought: 

This was not a one time thought. This is my thought every day. A continuous burning question I ask. Why, please, why does it even remotely seem like a great idea to post the progress of your ever growing boulder? Continue reading